Funny Happy Valentines Day 2016 Jokes Shayari SMS

here we provide top 20 best funny Happy Valentines Day 2016 Jokes Shayari SMS for your friends, lover, bf, gf, ex, wife and husband.

Happy Valentines Day 2016 Jokes : here we provide top 20 best funny Happy Valentine’s Day 2016 Jokes Shayari SMS for your friends, lover, bf, gf, ex, wife and husband. Festivals are meant to be special especially something like Valentine’s Day, which is a symbol of love and romance. Almost in every country this day is celebrated, the craze of Valentine’s Day celebration can be seen in almost everyone especially youth. Time has changed; people are coming forward in terms of expressing themselves, and the greatest proof of this is the level at which Valentine’s Day is celebrated. 

We celebrate this day not only with our valentine but also with the people that share a bond of love in our life. Friends are the ones with whom we can share every situation and they are the people that understand our every mood swing. So, do you think sending them simple wishes will be fair? Of course not, they are special so they deserve a special smile on their face, which a normal wish cannot bring. Now, you must be thinking, if not simple wishes then what kind of wishes you can send?Something, which is more than ordinary, will work.so here we provide funny, crazy valentines day 2016 jokes and shayari.

Funny Happy Valentine’s Day 2016 Jokes Shayari SMS

Mohabbat Kia Hai…?
Hindi Ne Kaha:
Bewafao Ka Khel Hai.
Maths Ne Kaha:
Khushì+Gham.
Ìslamìyat Ne Kaha:
1 Ìbadat Hy.
Geography Ne Kaha:
Dìlon Kì Sarhaden Open Krne Ka Nam Hy.
Scìence Ne Kaha:
2 Dilon K Darmìyan Kashìsh Hy.
Hìstory Ne Kaha:
Taj Mahal Ka Dosra Nam Hy.
Or Aap Kìa Kehte Ho…?
Happy Valentine Day

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Phool Se Pucha Gaya:
Tune To Di Hai Khushbu Tujhe Kya Mila?
Phool Ne Kaha:
Dene K Badle Lena To Karobar Hai,
Jo Dekar Bhi Kuch Na Mange Vahi To PYAAR Hai.”
Happy Valentines Day

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Valentine’s Day Special:
‘I love you’ is a mathematical function where,
‘I love’ – is constant and
‘you’ – is a variable!…
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I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today.
I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!
Happy Valentine’s Day, my Sweetheart!

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Mera Har Lamha Chura Liya Aapne,
Aankhon Ko Ik Sapna Dikha Diya Aapne.
Hame Zindgi To Di Khuda Ne,
Par Pyar Itna Dekar Jeena Sikha Diya Aapne.

Best. Top, Crazy happy valentines day 2016 jokes in hindi, english, marathi

A Good Wife Is One of Those Who…
Serves Her Husband Life From The Critical Situations..
Just Like That Savitri..
In The Morning Like A Mother Does
Loves Him In The Day
Like A Sister Does
And Please Him Or Her
Like A Prostitute In The Night
Wish You Happy Valentine’s Day 2016…

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Jim: What did one magnet say to the other magnet on Valentine’s Day?
John: I have no idea about… What?
Jim: I find you very attractive

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Na Kabhi Muskurahat Tere Hothon Se Duur Ho..
Teri Har Khwahish Haqiqat Ko Manzoor Ho..
Ho Jaye Jo Tu Mujhse Khafa..
Khuda Na Kare Mujhse Kabhi Aisa Kasoor Ho.

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Log Kehte Firte Hai
Jise Hum Pyaar Karte Hai
Wo Ek Chand Ka Tukda Hai,
Par Unhe Kyaa Pata
Jise Mai Pyaar Karta Hun
Chand Uska Ek Tukda Hai.
I Love You And Happy Valentines Day
 

This year instead of sending simple valentine day messages send something funny to your friends, so that you can bring a natural smile on their face. A joke refers the level of the relation you have with the other person and sending wishes in form of jokes or only sending jokes on valentine will help you in making that bond stronger. 

The latest collection of valentines day text messages, quotes as well as jokes are available on my blog and as Valentine’s Day is about to come you can download these valentines day jokes or copy them and send them to your friends and the people with whom you share such sort of bond. There is no platform restriction, so you can send them on any platform and as many number of people you want.